musingsmaybemumbles:

callousedblood:

*gaslighting parent voice* I’m sorry if you feel hurt by anything I did to you, just know that it was never my intention to hurt you and that I love you

Y i k e s

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Thank you Michigan, very cool!

I see this car all of the time I love it

i would do anything to feel wanted

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

neurodivergent-crow:

scarlettohairdye:

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good.
And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing.
So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers.

SO THIS DUDE
GOES TO THE STORE
AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING
Brings it home to his wife for her birthday
She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going
FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN
He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life
It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

bpdbuttercup:

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

h0bert:

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

helpingg:

“Isn’t it fucking terrifying that no matter how many promises they made, no matter how long you’ve been together, someone can get up and walk out of your life without a second thought and you have to carry on living because the world doesn’t stop for any of us”

— Unknown

lesbicasentimental:

Hi babe, I know you’re gonna read this sooner or later. So I just wanted to remind you that you’re important and I adore you.

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

jonbutter:

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

anitas:

rb this with ur star sign & whether ur a parks & rec person, an office person, or a brooklyn 99 person

rruined:

self care is pushing back your suicide date a little bit further

darth-bale:

RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂